Girl: "Forgive me sir for I have sinned."
Holy Man: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Holy Man : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Holy Man : "Like this?" (As he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes sir ."
Holy Man : "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Holy Man: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: ""Yes sir ."
Holy Man : "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes,
Holy Man : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes sir ."
Holy Man : "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Holy Man : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "Yes sir."
Holy Man : "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..."
Holy Man: The holy man pumps her fast and says "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "YES Sir, YES Sir YES Sir !!!"
Holy Man : (after a few minutes): "Ahh... Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But …Sir he had AIDS!"
Holy Man : "THAT SON is really son OF A BITCH!!!"
