Life In Zoo

Jobs were hard to get but there was a vacancy at the zoo. On arrival, Pat was told that the gorilla had just died and that they wanted him to put on a gorilla suit and pretend to be a gorilla untill another one could be found.


Pat began to enjoy his job a great deal. Eating bananas, swinging from branch to branch, entertaining the spectators and laying in the sunshine.

One day, while putting on a performance for a big crowd, he swung a bit too far and landed in the lion enclosure next door. He jumped to his feet when he saw two lions growling fiercely. He ran to the bars, screaming for help. He turned round and faced the lions and one said, "If you don't stop that bloody screaming and shouting, we'll all lose our jobs."

kalo aku tau

aku main saham sejak zaman IPO misc lagi .. la tu kawan aku LAN dok ajar cara nak mohon ipo .. dulu main ipo syok betul tak macam sekarang ni .. la ni nak dapat bukan main susah ipo kini.. selepas MISC.. macam macam IPO aku dapat seperti telekom TNB syok betul.. ole kerana ipo dah tak leh dapat kini.. la ni aku main open market .. oooi berpeluh .. kalo nak main saham open market.. syarat yang pertama perlu di pastikan ialah... PAKAI DUIT YANG TERLEBIH .. jangan sesekali pakai duit pinjam atau pepandai nak buat margin dan lain lain yang seerti dengan nya... ALONG LAGI PARAH....ingat YA ..jangan pakai duit PINJAM.. ni amat menganggu emosi,, dalam saham ni setan banyak mengganggu.. betul ni.. aku tak bohong..

berbalek pada KNM aku yang bahlul lagi sial tu.. memang da lama ia tersangkut.. mana kan tidak.. beli dah la tak pelan "A" .. tiba tiba setan dan nafsu membisikan beli. aku terus beli..aahhh sial betul.. kini aku rancang nak beli dia lagi tapi KNM macam nak naik pulak.. asek ding dong ke paras 70-80 sen.. harapan nak beli kat 50 sen tak dapat agaknye..kalo la aku tau...


KINI aku pasti... ni korang take my words.. kalo knm ada pergi kat 88 sen at closing price dan stable there U Can buy and marks my word dia akan naik seterusnya..ketawa sakan kita nanti ke bank....

tima kaceh kerana membaca .... BAIIIIIIIIIIIII

to change chinese version of Trend Micro Titanium Internet Security 2011 to english

if we had already install tmts 2011 and its in chinese then follow this method
see the Trend Micro Titanium Internet Security 2011 tray icon near Windows Clock. Right click on it and select the last option. This exits Trend Micro Titanium Internet Security 2011 Program.Change Trend Micro Titanium Internet Security 2011 Chinese to English


Navigate to C:\Program Files\Trend Micro\UniClient\UiFrmwrk\ and open UIProfile.cfg file in Notepad.

Find and Replace instances of ZH-CN with EN-US and save the changes. Close the File and Open the Trend Micro Titanium Internet Security 2011 Program and now the interface is changed into English.