A teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer would up at the Gates of Heaven. God informed them that in order to get inside, they would each have to answer one question.
So, he addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They also make a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." God let him through the Gate.
He then turned to the garbage man and figuring heaven didn't really need all the odours that this guy would bring him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That's right! You may enter."
God then turned his attention to the lawyer. "Name them."
