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Saturday, October 30

Rajanikanth vs Newton.. he who defies law of Physic

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.


In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

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buying stocks low and selling them high is a lie

thanks to zacks.com
Yes, the supposed benefits of buying stocks low and selling them high is a lie. A fallacy. A mirage.


Before you write me off as some kind of heretic, let me clear something up. I am actually a diehard value investor. And yes, for a long time I bought in to the allure of buying low and selling high as the road to investment success. However, after the early years of futility I found a better, more profitable path.

I am talking about an investing method that uncovers timely stocks experiencing phenomenal levels of momentum. Not just technical momentum. But earnings momentum as well, which is the main "cause" behind the "effect" of ever higher stock prices. And yes, in this method one can be diligent enough to apply value principles to avoid overpriced issues.

Below I will share the virtues of this momentum model and how to apply it yourself. First, I want to explain to you...



Why "Buy Low, Sell High" Doesn't Really Work

In the perfect world scenario, the prudent value investor uncovers a healthy, growing company that has been neglected by other investors leading to a ridiculously low valuation. They scoop up this stock for peanuts and then patiently wait for the rest of the world to see the error of their ways. After the stock price rockets higher they sell out and seek to "rinse and repeat" with the next value stock.

I admit that sounds great. And it can happen every now and then. But far too often the stock is not neglected. Its price is down for very good reasons, which will keep it down for a long time. Here are two such reasons:

Earnings Outlook on the Decline: Most investors have the false belief that year-over-year earnings growth is what moves stocks. Our in-depth research clearly shows this not to be the case. In fact, stocks with the highest growth rates actually have the lowest annual returns (and amazingly those with the lowest growth rates actually provide the best returns.) The reality is that beating earnings expectations is even more important. Meaning that a boring utility stock that grows at 4% a year versus a 3% estimate will crush the returns of a nano-tech stock whose earnings growth expectations slow from 40% to 30%.

Insiders Know What's Wrong...You Don't: This is especially true on smaller stocks that have little or no analyst research coverage. So when investors analyze the stock they are mostly just reading company press releases and annual reports. To be honest, these are nothing more than marketing pieces filled with spin from the company to get you interested in the stock. Unfortunately insiders and deep pocketed professional investors know what's wrong with the company and why the share price is rightfully in the toilet. (Hint: If a company has a short ratio greater than 8%, then most likely the pros know there is trouble with the company and you should take that as a warning to stay far away.)

Momentum Trading as Easy as 1, 2, 3

OK. So if the age old value investing approach is a bust, then what does work? The answer is a potent combination of the 3 elements below:

1) Earnings Momentum: When companies are experiencing positive earnings momentum, it means that most everything is going right; i.e. they have a great management team, first rate products and services, happy employees and delighted customers. These aspects have a self-reinforcing quality that will keep the company headed in the right direction for an extended period of time. The result being a string of positive earnings reports well above expectations and a booming stock price. The best way to uncover earnings momentum is to find stocks enjoying large upward estimate revisions (or a Zacks Rank of 1 or 2).

2) Technical Momentum: Isaac Newton had it right. "A body in motion tends to stay in motion." So you should seek stocks whose share price has been on the rise. Not just in the last few weeks, but over a longer stretch as well, so you know it's not a fluke. This greatly increases your chances that other investors are aware of the positive aspects of the stock...and likely to stay that way. Also, buying stocks that trade above their 50 and 200 day moving averages improves the odds of success.

3) Value: I know on the surface it sounds antithetical that these stocks could be on the rise and trading at a discount at the same time. But it happens quite often. Sometimes it's because their industry group is out of favor. Or that the stock has just had a round of profit taking that pushes down the price 10-20% and now is ready to make new highs.

In this method, we are not seeking deep value stocks with low odds of success. It's about finding momentum stocks trading at discounted prices. When you add it all up you get more timely trades + higher % success rate = handsome profits.

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Friday, October 29

Just Joking......interpretation of Women.. it depands who you are

American men say: Women are like cigar, throw them and they are finish.


French say: They are like wine glass, break them and they are finish.

Indians say: They are like cassettes, turn to side B after side A finishes

Million Apology To Our Indian French and American readers

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Thursday, October 28

what life would be if there are no lies among us

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks.


His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get his son Tommy to change.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

John and Marsha were very worry that their son still not home yet. At about 8:30pm that evening Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John.

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy.

The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair!

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John.. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"

The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

Fake Microsoft Security Essentials tool

Fake Microsoft Security Essentials tool


Microsoft Security Essentials is one of the top 5 free antivirus software, without a doubt. However, there is a rogue security product out there which wrongfully claims to be “Microsoft Security Essentials”, and has absolutely nothing to do with Microsoft.

This malware is distributed via drive-by-download attacks by the names hotfix.exe or mstsc.exe (md5: 0a2582f71b1aab672ada496074f9ce46). Not often we see a rogue software/malware using a branded name, specially of Microsoft. It also features a bizarre matrix display of 32 antivirus products, offering you to locate a tool that would be capable of fixing your machine as “Microsoft Security Essentials” can’t clean the malware it found. Like with any other scareware, the infection it points to is fake as well

As you can see from the image above, this fake MSE tool found an (non-existing) unknown Win32/Trojan which it can’t fix, but only 5 of the 32 security software have a solution. No wonder, all these five security tools (AntiSpySafeguard, Major Defense Kit, Peak Protection, Pest Detector and Red Cross) it points to are fake as well!

So, beware of this fake Microsoft Security Essentials tool which will try to scare you into purchasing a product you don’t need. Don’t fall for it. I can’t wait to see how long it takes for Microsoft to track down and sue those behind this rogueware

Wednesday, October 27

When You ask please ask the PROS

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror.


Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for?"

"That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other man. "Shine the mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on the water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat."

"Wow! Does that really work?"

"You bet it does."

"Would you be interested in selling that mirror? I'll give you $30 for it."

"Well, okay."

After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, "By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?"

"You're the sixth," he said.

mbb.. watch for weakness


po reach target at fib extn .618 at 8.50

ma slope belum hk dn  so ok

vi watch the price below 8.70 for weakness

tline seen up no hook down

internal macd still ok

conclusion.. still up but watch all tren and  line hook dn ... watch carefully

Tuesday, October 26

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when cycle come action will repeat itself

There once was a bear hunter who was having no luck in finding his quarry. All at once, he felt a tap on his shoulder from behind. It was a huge grizzly bear.


The hunter's shock was increased when the bear spoke to him. "You are hunting me, I'll bet", said the bear. "You may choose your punishment. Either I will maul you to death or fuck you up the arse!"

The hunter didn't want to die, so he consented to give the bear the pleasure of his booty. The bear left satisfied and the hunter returned to his cabin.

The next day, the hunter decided to kill the bear for revenge. But, as luck would have it, the grizzly found him first. Once again, the hunter felt the tap on his shoulder and the bear made his request. The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and took what the beast had to offer.

The third day, the hunter was really irate and decided he would torture and kill that bear! Once more, though, the bear was the better hunter. When the man felt the familiar tap on his shoulder, he expected to hear the grizzly's offer of a choice again, but this time the bear just said, "You're not really into this for the hunting anymore, are you?!

axiata.. weekness seen



po reach target at fib extn .618 at 4.25

ma slope  had hk dn ...
vi watch the price below 4.35

tline seen had hook down

internal macd not ok


conclusion.. still up but watch price dn below rm4.35
all tren and line hook dn ... watch carefully .... please

Monday, October 25

Quit Smoking.

Note:- Friends, please take this warnings seriously and not as a joke. Quit Smoking.




Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual “equipment.”



Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information. How about something like this:



* Warning!: These cigarettes are king size — how about you?



* Warning!: Smoking sections in restaurants aren’t the only things getting smaller.



* Warning!: If you don’t reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you.



* Warning!: Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon.



* Warning!: Smoke rises, but you may not.



* Warning!: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children — That is… if you’re capable of conceiving any.



* Warning!: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff — so do you.



* Warning!: How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards, if there’s no before?



* Warning!: The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub.



* Warning!: Don’t throw lit cigarettes in the urinal — you might not have the range to put them out

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That is discipline is all about

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.


Friend: How was your first night?

Man: She charged $100 from me for over speeding, $ 200 for wrong side entry and $500 for no helmet.

ammb

reach po of
fib extn .618.. 1.0...1.5.. 1.618

mtl still ok
stoc ok
macd ok

price VI at 5.65 watch if closed down

conclusion all up.. watch the param and 5.65

Sunday, October 24

create your own ringtones for mobile phone

Do you want to create your own ringtones for mobile phone


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fbmklci.. still ok.. but watch closely

fbmklci reach the fib level

ci reach at .618
ci reach at 1.00
ci reach at 1.50

watch 1463 level if broke then watch closely

uptl ok
sto ok
macd ok

so all up.. then watch this week closely.. if any weakness occur.. watch the market

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everybody hates politic but every one wants to be one

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.


The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered".

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded".

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable".